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kaascevich/README.md

me! but not quite.

いらっしゃいませ to my tiny little haven on the internet!

I'm Kaleb, and I'm quite content to float around aimlessly around here. open source is something I quite enjoy, though I'm not afraid to use closed source software as long as it's of 🍎-level quality.

import Foundation

struct Me: Person {
  let name = Name("Kaleb A. Ascevich", pronunciation: "KAY-lub AICE-uh-vitch")
  let pronouns = ("he", "him", "his")
  let birthday: Date = DateComponents(
    calendar: .current,
    year: 2007, month: 11, day: 9
  ).date!

  var devices: [_: (any Device, OS)] = [
    "Kaleb‘s MacBook": (Mac(.macbookAir, 10, 1), .macOS),
    "macbookair61": (Mac(.macbookAir, 6, 1), .linux("NixOS"))
  ]
  var langs: [Lang] = [.swift]
  let shell = Shell.nushell

  var apps: [_: [App]] = [
    "ide": ["Xcode", "VSCodium"],
    "term": ["iTerm2"],
  ]
}

extension Me {
  var age: Int {
    Calendar.current.components(
      [.year], from: birthday, to: .now
    ).year!
  }
}

and, most importantly,

extension Me {
  let favoriteQuote = Quote(
    """
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the
    world, are the ones who do.
    """,
    by: Name("Steve Jobs")
  )
}

other marginally less important details

  • I want nothing to do with web development. JavaScript is just… bad.
  • my socialization skills are… lacking. it's getting better, but they're still quite lacking. just take that into account if you want to talk to me.
  • I'm not online too often, because school exists (which is absolutely not unfortunate in any way other than that).

links

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  1. Brainflip Brainflip Public

    a human-usable brainf**k interpreter for macOS

    Swift

  2. Rapid Rapid Public

    A host of utilities to make Swift Swiftier

    Swift 1