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samrocksc · Aug 31, 2023 · 22dbc7f · 22dbc7f · vercel · Aug 31, 2023
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diff --git a/api/Cargo.lock b/api/Cargo.lock
diff --git a/api/Cargo.toml b/api/Cargo.toml
diff --git a/api/awesome.go b/api/awesome.go
diff --git a/api/awesome.rs b/api/awesome.rs
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+use rand::prelude::*;
+use serde_json::json;
+use vercel_runtime::{run, Body, Error, Request, Response, StatusCode};
+
+#[tokio::main]
+async fn main() -> Result<(), Error> {
+    run(handler).await
+}
+
+pub async fn handler(_req: Request) -> Result<Response<Body>, Error> {
+    Ok(Response::builder()
+        .status(StatusCode::OK)
+        .header("Content-Type", "application/json")
+        .body(
+            json!({
+              "joke": get_joke()
+            })
+            .to_string()
+            .into(),
+        )?)
+}
+
+fn pick_random_string(list_of_strings: &[&str]) -> String {
+    let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
+    list_of_strings[rng.gen_range(0..list_of_strings.len())].to_string()
+}
+
+fn get_joke() -> String {
+    let list_of_jokes = [
+        "<h2>I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite....re-markable.</h2>",
+        "<h2>I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.</h2>",
+        "<h2>How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!</h2>",
+        "<h2>I got a joke about sausage, it's the <i>wurst</i></h2>",
+        "<h2>I have joke about paper, it's <i>terrible</i></h2>",
+        "<h2>Cactus puns are simply succulent.</h2>",
+        "<h2>What do you call a tall pile of cats?......A <i>meowntain</i></h2>",
+        "<h2>Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?....because it was too tired</h2>",
+        "<h2>What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. <i>Nickleback</i></h2>",
+        "<h2>What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!</h2>",
+        "<h2>What do you call a pig that knows karate?  A porkchop!</h2>",
+        "<h2>what does a vegetarian zombie eat?  GRAINNSS</h2>",
+        "<h2>did you hear the one about the vacuum?  it sucks.</h2>",
+        "<h2>I made a pun about wind, but it blows</h2>",
+    ];
+    return pick_random_string(&list_of_jokes);
+}
diff --git a/api/go.mod b/api/go.mod
diff --git a/api/handler.rs b/api/handler.rs
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+use serde_json::json;
+use vercel_runtime::{run, Body, Error, Request, Response, StatusCode};
+
+#[tokio::main]
+async fn main() -> Result<(), Error> {
+    run(handler).await
+}
+
+pub async fn handler(_req: Request) -> Result<Response<Body>, Error> {
+    Ok(Response::builder()
+        .status(StatusCode::OK)
+        .header("Content-Type", "application/json")
+        .body(
+            json!({
+              "message": "testing"
+            })
+            .to_string()
+            .into(),
+        )?)
+}
diff --git a/api/possum.rs b/api/possum.rs
diff --git a/api/src/main.rs b/api/src/main.rs